Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, over 4 years ago

    I hate you too, Pastis and Goat

  2. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, over 4 years ago

    Do any of Stephan’s creations actually like him?

  3. firedome

    firedome said, over 4 years ago

    could pastis’ pasta be past its prime?

  4. hawgowar

    hawgowar said, over 4 years ago

    Shoot Pastis, now, Rat.

  5. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    I dunno, I thought it was clever.

  6. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 4 years ago

    ouch; what a tongue twister in the third panel

  7. spamster

    spamster said, over 4 years ago

    The truly sick part is, you can tell from the first panel he is setting us up, but we have to keep reading till the horrible end. Its like watching a train wreck really.

  8. Evil Rat

    Evil Rat said, over 4 years ago

    I knew something was coming….. and thought it has been a while since we had a pun or something……

  9. spirit42

    spirit42 said, over 4 years ago

    Pastis you got beat up a lot in high school didn’t you. But you didn’t learn.

  10. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 4 years ago

    spamster, Yup, just like that…but man, I had to read it 3 or 4 times, before it made any sense…so that’s how ,many times I watched the train wreck

  11. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, over 4 years ago

    this was punishment

  12. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, over 4 years ago

    Hmm — a pun and a tongue-twister all rolled up into one? Well played, Pastis — but now even Goat hates you. It’s a good thing he’s not normally inclined to violence the way Rat is — I shudder to think what Rat would have done to you if he had heard you!

  13. Rodney

    Rodney said, over 4 years ago


    He didn’t get beat up ENOUGH.

  14. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 4 years ago

    Cartoon-Pastis had to stick his head in, didn’t he? At least he was smart enough to do it with just Pig and Goat, the non-violent characters. Imagine what would have happened to his head had he tried that stunt with Rat, or Li’l Guard Duck, or Mr. Snuffles, or Danny Donkey, or Pigita, or….

  15. waycyber

    waycyber said, over 4 years ago

    I pronounce sentence on Stephan Pastis. He will go to jail in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, where he will be forced to play table-tennis, against an endangered Asian animal named after a Greek god, using a skillet. His writing instruments will be fastened to a specially created bread item so that he cannot use them.

    He is going to Penn. Pen to play ping pong with a pan against panda Pan, with his pens pinned ’pon a pun bun.

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