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   margueritem said, 9 months ago

   Alas, poor pig.
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   Peabody-Martini said, 9 months ago

   When this choice is made often the other half of the partnership is uninformed for weeks or months, if ever.
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   templo SUD said, 9 months ago

   ♬Celibate good times, come on!♬ (Had to get that out of my system.)
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   legaleagle48 said, 9 months ago

   @Peabody-Martini

   And to many people, it’d be a sign that the relationship is done. Of course, some people actually do still wait until after marriage to have sex. I just don’t think that Pigita is necessarily one of them.
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   Arye Uygur said, 9 months ago

   There’s an old joke about some high religious leader, going to heaven, and calls for all the holy books ever written. Soon the angels hear him yellling and ask what’s the amtter. He yells out: They said to “celebrate” with an ‘R’!"
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   firedome said, 9 months ago

   celibate! celibate! dance to the music!
   (sorry, three dog night…)
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   SusanSunshine said, 9 months ago

   Wait a minute….. back up….
   back up…

   
   Am I supposed to believe Piggy and Pigita… ever…. um…. were…. I mean
   did….
   er…
   that this would be a change in their relationship?
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   win said, 9 months ago

   Pig must be Emily Litella’s cousin.
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   JohnnyDiego said, 9 months ago

   @win

   Never mind.
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    Proginoskes said, 9 months ago

    If she wants to be celibate, she can do that. Pig can do better. (And, to answer Susan Sunshine’s question, no, I don’t think they ever … um … “took their relationship to the next leve.”)
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    Hillbillyman said, 9 months ago

    Don’t impotency and celibate mean the same thing? Well, I been celebrating for years!
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    orinoco womble said, 9 months ago

    @templo SUD

    Thanks! All my life I have thought the song said “Celebrate your time, come on!”
    Oh those mondegreens…
    It’s like that song “Used to Be” that says “Have another Chivas Regal, you’re 12 years old and sex is legal.” I always thought it said, “You’re 12 years old and Texas legal.” Like a Texas standoff, or something.
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    F6F5Hellcat said, 9 months ago

    Pigita wants to be celibate. Funny, I thought that by dating Pig in the first place she had to realize that’s all she was ever going to be. Pig ain’t got a clue when it comes to sex.
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    ChrissyT said, 9 months ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Thank you for that question. That’s going to haunt me at night.
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    doublepaw said, 9 months ago

    It may be Three Dog Night, but it doesn’t look like there will be any two pig nights.
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