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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 10 months ago

   When Congress had JPL abandon nuclear propulsion in 1986, they guaranteed if a comet or daisyoid comes to smack Earth, we’ll be able to yell really loud before it goes clonk. And not much else. In calculating such an event for a book, a 1km rock at 10,000 mph weighs in with a kaboom about the equivalent of twelve of the Soviet’s Tsar Bomba’s.
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   templo SUD said, 10 months ago

   What fast worker Pig was!
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   Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

   Strike up the Beer-on-Belly Polka, band-guys! —Followed by a Dirge for Terra. It may be pointless, but it might as well be fun!
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   agedengineer said, 10 months ago

   OK, another reason NOT to use speaker phone, beyond it’s just plain annoying.
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   Varnes said, 10 months ago

   I come from the future. The first BIG one hit ten days after all the nations of the world united and declared peace, and 2 days after the terrorists of the world said Hey, blowin’ people up is boring…Just your luck…sorry….
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   ChrissyT said, 10 months ago

   Funny, I thought clocking someone after they ask you to help with their garage is a clear enough refusal. (July 23, 2012) Apparently, Goat just won’t give up on getting Rat to help.
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   F6F5Hellcat said, 10 months ago

   Typical. Find any lame excuse not to do something he promised. Yet if someone promised Rat they’d help him with something and then had to back out because they were in the hospital after getting seriously injured in an accident he’d go there and beat them up for breaking their promise to him.
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   jeffc42 said, 10 months ago

   I wonder where they would have gone if it hadn’t been a nice day?
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   Rockngolfer said, 10 months ago

   Scattering all of that dust in the air may help offset man made global warming.
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    codedaddy said, 10 months ago

    This inspires a whole new image for the phrase “beer belly”.
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    Trickle Down said, 10 months ago

    Put the beer on the belly and drink it all up,
    Put the beer on the belly and drink it all up,
    Put the beer on the belly and drink it all up
    And call me in the moooooorning, yes call me in the morning.
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    finale said, 10 months ago

    Beertime excuse #32; “The futility of it all”.
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    SwimsWithSharks said, 10 months ago

    If it was important, Goat would have kept the garage tidy first off.
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    nyoha said, 10 months ago

    Are there really 47,000 asteroid that could decimate our planet, or is Rat pulling facts out of his gluts again?
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    Jim Martin said, 10 months ago

    Need to get a beer, catch up with you on the hill.
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