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    Rakostump  about 5 years ago

    hahaha…i HATE yogurt…no idea why, but I just do…:D

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    Phatts  about 5 years ago

    . . . sometimes you don’t wanna know how they make it . . .

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    seyleigh  about 5 years ago

    Bacteria is yummy!

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    Varnes  about 5 years ago

    Wow, Rat makes it really sound cool!

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    naturally_easy  about 5 years ago

    It sounds so much better to refer to them as “active yogurt cultures.”

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    einarbt7  about 5 years ago

    Goat has got a problem.

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    scpandich  about 5 years ago

    LOL

    That’s like that one exchange from Family Guy:

    Lois: Ewww, What’s that smell?Brian: It’s either bad meat or good cheese…

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Rat sometimes amazes me! I like yogurt, whether mass-brand USA-made or Greek (as in made, bought, and consumed in Greece, when I visited there). Plain, with honey!

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    Nabuquduriuzhur  about 5 years ago

    I usually described things that are cultured as “selectively rotted.” (I eat them despite the colorful name, with the exception of buttermilk.)

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    naturally_easy  about 5 years ago

    Anyone care for some curds and whey?

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    bergamot  about 5 years ago

    I always refer to it as “rancid milk”. The only place I can stomache yogurt is in Indian cooking.

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    knight1192a  about 5 years ago

    Whoa, this is scary. Rat actually says something of higher intelligence thn he normally shows. It’s Goat level intelligence.

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    pschearer gc insider about 5 years ago

    So how is beer all that different?

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    flyertom  about 5 years ago

    From the Matthau/Lemmon version of “The Odd Couple” (1968):“I’ve got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches.”“What are the green ones?”“Either very new cheese or very old meat.”Thank you, Neil Simon.

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    Number Six  about 5 years ago

    Cheese gets its flavour from bacteria. Yummy!

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    eddie6192  about 5 years ago

    I too was going to have a yogurt for breakfast. I’ve since opted for Cheerios and banana.

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    jmartin1955  about 5 years ago

    So what the heck is in activia?

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    meowgirl  about 5 years ago

    um….how about some COTTAGE CHEESE???!!!!!

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    peabodyboy  about 5 years ago

    Anything you eat or drink can be a problem. As W. C. Fields supposedly said of water, “I don’t drink that stuff. Fish pee in it.”

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    The Boston Banana  about 5 years ago

    haha

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    The Boston Banana  about 5 years ago

    and sice it has bacteria in it its alive

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    The Boston Banana  about 5 years ago

    *since

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    peabodyboy  about 5 years ago

    Rat’s still going to eat the stuff. He just wants proper labeling. Just like pork barbecue should be called charred dead pig with sweet and sour goop poured on it.

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    finale  about 5 years ago

    Bee barf?

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    Piksea gc insider about 5 years ago

    Yeesh! I read this right after I finished eating my daily yogurt breakfast.

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    rw1h  about 5 years ago

    Yogurt is for people who like sausage and respect the law. You don’t want to watch either one being made………

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    pshapley  about 5 years ago

    When my son was little, one day at the dinner table he said “I’ve got to go poop.” My wife said, “Please don’t be so precise.”So ever since then, he announces “I’m going to be precise” in that situation.Now Rat is saying it.

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    Casey Southards  about 5 years ago

    I love Rat.

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    WaitingMan  about 5 years ago

    It was in 3rd grade when the rumors started as to what Jello was made out of. In 4th grade, the rumors were confirmed. Haven’t touched Jello since (about 50 years).

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    Sherlock Watson  about 5 years ago

    I believe “yogurt” is derived from an old Romanian word that means “Something that used to be milk.”÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷I tried eating Yoplait yogurt, but no matter which flavor I tried it was nasty. Maybe yogurt should come in capsules, so you can get all the benefits without having to taste it.

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    tigre1  about 5 years ago

    Spoiled is the word you want. Like a certain class of people, it spoils, fills with gas, floats to the top, and clots together…and now we’re faced with finding a new use for them. ‘It’.

    Personally I favor using them as targets for guillotine practice.And then…eat the rich. Ingest whatever virtues they have, enjoy their sweet, broiled fat and tender, unworked flesh…

    And start over…

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    bmonk  about 5 years ago

    First thought: Cheeses, beer, wine, bread soy sauce: all similar. OK, beer, wine and bread use yeasts, not bacteria, but that’s a minor point. And bread, being baked, kills the yeast off. Not sure about soy sauce, but it’s fermented.

    Second: there are far more bacteria cells in any person (except maybe one yet to be born) than human cells. One problem with some antibiotics is that they can kill off the good cultures, or distort the mix, and then the bad bacteria and other animalcules take over and wreak havoc.

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    bmonk  about 5 years ago

    Oh, and Third: precision can be amusing. I recall C.S.Lewis’s restating civilization’s oratorical claim into simpler, more precise language in Out of the Silent Planet—they didn’t sound so nice then.

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    whiteaj  about 5 years ago

    He would love bee vomit then.

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    Popeyesforearm  about 5 years ago

    fried chicken embryos and cooked pig flesh please.

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    FANOLIO  about 5 years ago

    Nobody likes the taste of yogurt – that’s why they have to flavor it.

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    dbmeyer99  about 5 years ago

    A whole discussion on hating yogurt, reading some of these comments makes my head hurt. Just enjoy the comics, don’t over analyze each one…

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    WaitingMan  about 5 years ago

    I like yogurt. It’s food made from horse’s hooves that I tend to avoid.

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    corzak  about 5 years ago

    Actually, something like 90% of the cells in “our” bodies are not “us”, but trillions of symbiotic microorganisms. We’re colonial entities.

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    SMSM  about 5 years ago

    Considering they are not on vacation, why would they order something they could easily fix at home? I want something that takes a reasonable amount of time to make like Hotcakes and bacon/sausage

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    BillWa  about 5 years ago

    ReRead Rat’s description.

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    K M gc insider about 5 years ago

    Heck, my wife likes fungal contaminants as foodstuffs. I can’t stand ’em.

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    Chepi89  about 5 years ago

    I love rotten milk!

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