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At its heart, Pearls Before Swine is the comic strip tale of two friends: an arrogant Rat who thinks he knows it all and a slow-witted Pig who doesn't know any better. Together, this pair offers caustic commentary on humanity's quest for the unattainable. Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams says that Pearls is "one of the few comics that make me laugh out loud." The strip has twice won the National Cartoonists Society's Reuben division award for Best Newspaper Comic Strip – in 2003 and in 2006.
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SherlockWatson said, 11 months ago
It’s the moment everybody knew was coming. Feels like there should be a fanfare.
Radish
said, 11 months ago
He ducked that one.
Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago
Sgt. Rock takes on an apprentice?
einarbt7 said, 11 months ago
DNA test?
Sisyphos said, 11 months ago
Okay—for the sake of argument, let’s say you’re not the father, Li’l Guard Duck! But I’ll bet you get the responsibility, at least for a while!
JohnnyDiego said, 11 months ago
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck…
SusanSunshine
said, 11 months ago
He can be Li’l Li’l Guard Duck.
SusanSunshine
said, 11 months ago
Bmonk from yesterday….that was sweet.
Some would say crazy, but sweet.
orinoco womble said, 11 months ago
Looks like LGD was a real goose.
dataweaver said, 11 months ago
D’oh! How did I not see that one coming???
win said, 11 months ago
@einarbt7
duck not acknowledged
F6F5Hellcat said, 11 months ago
Well either Guard Duck knows he’s not the father but figures Pig thinks he is the father or he got drunk and doesn’t want to admit to it. But then he may have turned to someone for a recent one night affair after seeing an Aflac commercial. Maura did break his heart, but supposedly he got over her. Course those Aflac commercials don’t help very much as she left him to become the Aflac spokesduck. She did return briefly, but left again.
cartoon critic 2544 said, 11 months ago
FINALLY! You made a funny, Pastis.
USAFMSGT said, 11 months ago
@SusanSunshine
Guard Duck’s Mini Me.
Carolyn Crawford said, 11 months ago
I wonder when Lil Guard Duck will show “lil, lil duck” how to launch a grenade? Or maybe he will start slow with a blow torch or something!!!