Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 11 months ago

    It’s the moment everybody knew was coming. Feels like there should be a fanfare.

  2. Radish

    Radish said, 11 months ago

    He ducked that one.

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago

    Sgt. Rock takes on an apprentice?

  4. einarbt7

    einarbt7 said, 11 months ago

    DNA test?

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 11 months ago

    Okay—for the sake of argument, let’s say you’re not the father, Li’l Guard Duck! But I’ll bet you get the responsibility, at least for a while!

  6. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 11 months ago

    If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck…

  7. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 11 months ago

    He can be Li’l Li’l Guard Duck.

  8. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 11 months ago

    Bmonk from yesterday….that was sweet.
    Some would say crazy, but sweet.

  9. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, 11 months ago

    Looks like LGD was a real goose.

  10. dataweaver

    dataweaver said, 11 months ago

    D’oh! How did I not see that one coming???

  11. win

    win said, 11 months ago

    @einarbt7

    duck not acknowledged

  12. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 11 months ago

    Well either Guard Duck knows he’s not the father but figures Pig thinks he is the father or he got drunk and doesn’t want to admit to it. But then he may have turned to someone for a recent one night affair after seeing an Aflac commercial. Maura did break his heart, but supposedly he got over her. Course those Aflac commercials don’t help very much as she left him to become the Aflac spokesduck. She did return briefly, but left again.

  13. cartoon critic 2544

    cartoon critic 2544 said, 11 months ago

    FINALLY! You made a funny, Pastis.

  14. USAFMSGT

    USAFMSGT said, 11 months ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Guard Duck’s Mini Me.

  15. Carolyn Crawford

    Carolyn Crawford said, 11 months ago

    I wonder when Lil Guard Duck will show “lil, lil duck” how to launch a grenade? Or maybe he will start slow with a blow torch or something!!!

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