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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Jun 30, 2012
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Larry the Croc:  Hullooo zeeba neighba...leesten...you no tink crocs smart, right?
Zebra:  Right.
Larry the Croc:  Yeah, you probably right about-heavens of betsy! Ees smartest guy ever, Alan Einstein! Me not know you was croc, Alan Einstein!
Croc:  Why yes me is.
Zebra:  Stop, stop, stop...  Okay, first off, his name was Albert, not Alan. Second, do you even know one thing about him?
Larry the Croc:  He eenvent blender.
Zebra:  No. Albert Einstein did not invent the blender.
Larry the Croc:  Toaster?
Croc:  Sticky notes?  Ham??
Zebra:  No! No! No! Albert Einstein formulated the theory of relativity! E=MC2! And you know what else about Albert Einstein? He's dead! Dead! So what are you gonna say now?!
Croc:  Ack.
Larry the Croc:  Great...now you keel Alan Einstein.
Zebra:  Albert.
Croc:  Inventing ham took lot out of me.
Jul 2, 2012
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