Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Radish

    Radish said, 11 months ago

    Alan is a ham actor.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem said, 11 months ago

    Oh, how I love those crocs!

  3. templo SUD

    templo SUD said, 11 months ago

    Alan Einstein reminds me of Dilbert’s point-haired boss mistaking ALBERT Einstein’s name (it was some Sunday strip in one of my brother’s books to show what it be like if Albert were in marketing where the PHB disagrees to the project and then worries someone like "Alan’ will go and build a huge bomb).

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago

    A Spam actor…

  5. Lovecraft

    Lovecraft said, 11 months ago

    Oh boy…

  6. Keno21

    Keno21 said, 11 months ago

    If Einstein didn’t invent the blender (or ham), then why does everyone think he was so great…?

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 11 months ago

    The New Pastis Theatre Troupe gets 4 stars, raves the Follywood Reporter! Croc Alan is new Tweetheart of the Innerwebs! Sunday strip boffo at box office [that’s the office where they sell the boxes that Pig gets into from time to time]!

  8. Andy Davison

    Andy Davison said, 11 months ago

    Ton Roosendaal invented Blender. I thought everyone knew that. Those crocs really are thick

  9. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 11 months ago

    Andy D — they…. well, they’re (shhh) flat cartoon characters.


    They don’t know about anything in 3D.

  10. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 11 months ago

    Anyway, now it looks like the theory of relativity was a crock.

    Wait…. that’s the theory of Larry’s relativity….
    all of Larry’s relations are Crocs.

  11. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 11 months ago

    Keno21…. maybe cos he invented a grater thing.

  12. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 11 months ago

    Sounds to me like Alan Einstein is really Bill the Cat.

  13. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, 11 months ago

    OK you geniuses… just what did Albert Einstein invent?

  14. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, 11 months ago

    @Hillbillyman

    A new way of looking at light, time, motion and the universe.

  15. Ben Benson

    Ben Benson said, 11 months ago

    @Hillbillyman

    High style nerd hair cut

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