Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. JonnyBGood

    JonnyBGood said, almost 3 years ago

    Here liesPig
    We loved him well
    Except for Rat
    Who gave him Heck.

    …I dunno, it still needs something.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Rat, that’s perfect!

  3. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    “Bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my -.”

  4. agedengineer

    agedengineer GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    What army was Major Fanny in, anyway?

  5. spamster

    spamster said, almost 3 years ago

    Beetle Bailey’s

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 3 years ago

    Here lies Rat.

    Annoyed everyone.

    Everyone sought a cat.

    Cat solved Rat problem.

    By giving Rat to kittens.

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 3 years ago

    Was Major Fanny the father of Pig’s only true love, Sweet Fanny?

  8. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Thomas Jefferson actually DID write his own epitaph:
       Author of the Declaration of American Independence
       Of the Statute of Virginia for Religious Freedom
       And Father of the University of Virginia
    Being president of the US didn’t make the Top 3.

  9. saywhatwhat

    saywhatwhat said, almost 3 years ago

    But pigs don’t need grave sites…

  10. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, almost 3 years ago

    Here lies our Pig
    Our team’s Firetruck
    For which our Rat
    Didn’t give a …
    .
    Need a rhyming word, help please.
    BTW I failed HS poetry, and this is my first attempt in 41 years. I guess it shows.

  11. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, almost 3 years ago

    @saywhatwhat

    Neither do filthy stinking Rats.

  12. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, almost 3 years ago

    @Hillbillyman

    Served some prison time then, have you?

  13. Varnes

    Varnes said, almost 3 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfBdMXhpQnU

    Can’t help but think of this…

  14. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, almost 3 years ago

    Proof this isn’t taking place in the U.K. - I think. . ..

  15. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, almost 3 years ago

    Rat would probably say as he put Pig’s body in a frying pan;
    “Bake on, Pig.”

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