Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. JonnyBGood

    JonnyBGood said, over 2 years ago

    Here liesPig
    We loved him well
    Except for Rat
    Who gave him Heck.

    …I dunno, it still needs something.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Rat, that’s perfect!

  3. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, over 2 years ago

    “Bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my -.”

  4. agedengineer

    agedengineer GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    What army was Major Fanny in, anyway?

  5. spamster

    spamster said, over 2 years ago

    Beetle Bailey’s

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    Here lies Rat.

    Annoyed everyone.

    Everyone sought a cat.

    Cat solved Rat problem.

    By giving Rat to kittens.

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Was Major Fanny the father of Pig’s only true love, Sweet Fanny?

  8. saywhatwhat

    saywhatwhat said, over 2 years ago

    But pigs don’t need grave sites…

  9. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, over 2 years ago

    Here lies our Pig
    Our team’s Firetruck
    For which our Rat
    Didn’t give a …
    .
    Need a rhyming word, help please.
    BTW I failed HS poetry, and this is my first attempt in 41 years. I guess it shows.

  10. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, over 2 years ago

    @saywhatwhat

    Neither do filthy stinking Rats.

  11. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 2 years ago

    @Hillbillyman

    Served some prison time then, have you?

  12. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 2 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfBdMXhpQnU

    Can’t help but think of this…

  13. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 2 years ago

    Proof this isn’t taking place in the U.K. - I think. . ..

  14. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, over 2 years ago

    Rat would probably say as he put Pig’s body in a frying pan;
    “Bake on, Pig.”

  15. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I always liked W.C. Fields’ epitaph.
    “On The Whole, I’d Rather Be In Philadelphia!”

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