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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Jun 29, 2012
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Goat: Hey, Goat... Want to help me write my epitaph? Rat and I are trying to plan ahead by pre-purchasing our gravesites and writing own own epitaphs. Goat: Well, that's good... One less thing for your family to worry about. Pig: Yeah, but writing your own epitaph is hard. So far I've tried 'Loyal Friend' and 'Good Son,' but I dunno... I mean, how do you sum up your life in just a few words? Kicked Major Fanny
Jul 1, 2012
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