Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. JonnyBGood

    JonnyBGood said, over 2 years ago

    Here liesPig
    We loved him well
    Except for Rat
    Who gave him Heck.

    …I dunno, it still needs something.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Rat, that’s perfect!

  3. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, over 2 years ago

    “Bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my -.”

  4. agedengineer

    agedengineer GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    What army was Major Fanny in, anyway?

  5. spamster

    spamster said, over 2 years ago

    Beetle Bailey’s

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    Here lies Rat.

    Annoyed everyone.

    Everyone sought a cat.

    Cat solved Rat problem.

    By giving Rat to kittens.

  7. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Was Major Fanny the father of Pig’s only true love, Sweet Fanny?

  8. saywhatwhat

    saywhatwhat said, over 2 years ago

    But pigs don’t need grave sites…

  9. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, over 2 years ago

    Here lies our Pig
    Our team’s Firetruck
    For which our Rat
    Didn’t give a …
    .
    Need a rhyming word, help please.
    BTW I failed HS poetry, and this is my first attempt in 41 years. I guess it shows.

  10. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, over 2 years ago

    @saywhatwhat

    Neither do filthy stinking Rats.

  11. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 2 years ago

    @Hillbillyman

    Served some prison time then, have you?

  12. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 2 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfBdMXhpQnU

    Can’t help but think of this…

  13. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 2 years ago

    Proof this isn’t taking place in the U.K. - I think. . ..

  14. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, over 2 years ago

    Rat would probably say as he put Pig’s body in a frying pan;
    “Bake on, Pig.”

  15. tigre1

    tigre1 said, over 2 years ago

    Used to rush to defend the weak and harass the stupidly comfortable…etc. So I can identify. Of course later on I got so understanding! I still have a list of kickables, but mostly I’ve never met them. My,my…if only smacking jerks weren’t lumped under the penalties for fighting in public, assault, etc.

    How much more socially productive my life could have been…

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