Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, over 2 years ago

    … thought it was the bagpipe?

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 2 years ago

    Yankovic 3:17 — “And yea, the wicked shall be seduced and led to their doom by a lady of Spain.”

  3. kj1398

    kj1398 said, over 2 years ago

    i feel like pig has repented like 5 times….. whats with that?

  4. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 2 years ago

    What Rat said at the end reminds me of a two-panel “Far Side” cartoon: Angel says, “Welcome to heaven. Here’s your harp.” Devil says, “Welcome to hell. Here’s your accordion.” My parents even have it framed (my late mother was a harpist [her harp from when since she was 15 was given to a niece] and my father —in his pre-teens— was an accordionist).

  5. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, over 2 years ago

    “Hell is other people.” – Jean-Paul Sartre

  6. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, over 2 years ago

    @Phatts California

    Ya beat me to it! :)

  7. Pesky Critter

    Pesky Critter said, over 2 years ago

    uhh… And if you like polka music?

  8. Tiana

    Tiana said, over 2 years ago

    @Pesky Critter

    Repent from your Satanic music!!

  9. the_log_of_the_antares

    the_log_of_the_antares said, over 2 years ago

    “Only Satan could have invented the accordion.”
    I agree. How do I ‘LIKE’ this page a hundred times?

  10. the_log_of_the_antares

    the_log_of_the_antares said, over 2 years ago

    @BRI-NO-MITE!!

    For other people, Hell is Jean-Paul Sartre.

  11. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 2 years ago

    But who created the people that play accordians?

  12. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, over 2 years ago

    Hell could be a lot worse; it could be a eternity listing to Rap.

  13. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 2 years ago

    Wallaby, polka music played with banjos…..you will repent, or we’ll throw in the bagpipes…….playing MacArthur Park!

  14. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 2 years ago

    MacArthur Park, polka style, played by banjos and bagpipes, and why not, a penny whistle…..

  15. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 2 years ago

    Hillbillyman, music is like candy, I throw away the rappers…..

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