Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, 12 months ago

    Dad is being boorish, yet again.

  2. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 12 months ago

    Apparently Larry was checking out the new neighbors and hoping to see some tail.
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    So will Doug and Emmy Jo be moving in down the street?

  3. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, 12 months ago

    dad’s complaining about the details

  4. Arianne

    Arianne said, 12 months ago

    Looks like Larry fell off the Welcome Wagon.

  5. Prof danglais

    Prof danglais said, 12 months ago

    @LLeRay

    Are you kidding, they’re too small, not even a mouthful and taste like something between chicken and fish.
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Customer to waiter, “Do you have frogs’ legs?” “Non Monsieur, I always walk like this!”

  6. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 12 months ago

    Junior, tell your mom Larry caught and let go of Freddy twice. When Patty finds out your dad did that you won’t have to worry about him taunting Freddy’s family anymore.

  7. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, 12 months ago

    Time to join a Neighborhood Watch.

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 12 months ago

    Larry, Larry. What are we to do with you? Sitting all day, chugging beers, insulting the new neighbors because they look different….
    Are we sure Junior is really your son?

  9. Varnes

    Varnes said, 12 months ago

    rf, oh no you din’t! Actually, that’s pretty funny….

  10. Varnes

    Varnes said, 12 months ago

    Where you wings former dino sore?

  11. rshive

    rshive said, 12 months ago

    @Prof danglais

    Did you ever wonder why every new meat someone develops " tastes just like chicken"? I think the chicken is the root of all evolution.

  12. Lovecraft

    Lovecraft said, 12 months ago

    Larry’s already feeling pretty good.

  13. corque

    corque said, 12 months ago

    @rshive

    Check out Austin Lounge Lizards song “Tastes Like Chicken”

  14. TheTrustedMechanic

    TheTrustedMechanic said, 12 months ago

    @rshive

    “I think the chicken is the root of all evolution.”
    But……..which came first? The chicken or the egg? Sorry I just had to.

  15. david_42

    david_42 said, 12 months ago

    @TheTrustedMechanic

    the egg. By about 100 million years.

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