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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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May 26, 2012
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Pig:  Hey, Rat. It's me, Pig. What's going on??
Rat:  Chill. I know what I'm doing.  'Zits' wins every single newspaper comics poll. But 'Pearls' doesn't.  With any luck, we'll confuse the marketplace and people will think 'Pearls' is that great strip about a teenager and his parents.  So I'm gonna be Jeremy. And you're his dad.
Pig:  But what if people catch on?
Rat:  Can't happen. We look exactly like 'Zits'.
Larry the Croc:  Hey. Where all da zeebas?
Pig:  I think it happened.
Rat:  CUT!!
May 28, 2012
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