Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Benjamin Scott

    Benjamin Scott said, over 4 years ago

    i love pearls :D

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Rat, you’re just the best…

  3. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 4 years ago

    They’d better not let him linger near the other wedding gifts; he’d slip a few silver items into his pocket first chance he gets.

  4. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, over 4 years ago

    Goat actually uses the grammatically correct “What do you have there?”, instead of the less correct “What do you got there?”, which is a common expression in this strip.

  5. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, over 4 years ago

    Rat is the rodent version of Don Rickles.

  6. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, over 4 years ago

    It amazes me that Rat would spend that much money on a present.

  7. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, over 4 years ago

    all present and accounted for

  8. BahramtheRed

    BahramtheRed said, over 4 years ago

    Rat’s lying. Regular price s 125, he got it 75% off from the damage bin.

  9. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Hey…. I’m pretty sure real Macy’s price tags aren’t scrawled on yellow construction paper in blue crayon.

  10. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 4 years ago

    @hariseldon59

    …instead of the less correct “What do you got there?”, which is a common expression in this strip.


    Or the even less correct, “What chew got there?”

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 4 years ago

    Rat has family?!
    And he’s going to a cousin’s wedding?!
    And he actually spent 125 bucks on a present?!
    C’mon, Pastis! How far are you going to push this “willing suspension of disbelief” thing?

  12. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Oops – forgot to say @Bmonk (from yesterday) Chevre olé.
    And @Willi Nilli — aw shucks…. (blush…)

  13. michaelmalak

    michaelmalak said, over 4 years ago

    From the apostrophe, kissing cousins I take it

  14. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, over 4 years ago

    Rat, Rat, Rat, how stupid can you get. Ya tell them it cost $125 and call ‘em morons their gonna think you spent $5 at best and are trying to look like you spent more. You leave the price tag on and call ’em morons and they’ll think you got something that was on sale at 75% or more off. What ya do is keep the price out and give it to ‘em. Get something that looks like you spent a few hundred on it but it only cost you maybe $20 not even on sale and they’ll think you’re very generous. But leave out the morons comment or they’ll think you didn’t spend anything at all on them.

  15. flagfly

    flagfly GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    A rat terrier is in order.

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