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   Phatts California said, about 1 year ago

   … crap, now somebody’s gonna do this in real life …
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   Arch Stanton said, about 1 year ago

   needs more cowbell, man.
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   Basqueian said, about 1 year ago

   The yapping is worse. I am not interested in your petty stupid lives and their boring idiocy. SHUT the heck up in Public, go outside, in a closet, not where I have to hear you. Or put up with me making comments, most far more intelligent than your conversations. OMG im rat!
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   Jim said, about 1 year ago

   in-public cell phone users require attention.
   it’s the only reason they exist.
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   legaleagle48 said, about 1 year ago

   @Basqueian

   I was just going to say, “Rat, is that you?”
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   SherlockWatson said, about 1 year ago

   Someone once sold a CD of nothing but fart noises. That would make for an interesting ringtone, especially if the phone’s owner doesn’t know about it.
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   briatollah said, about 1 year ago

   One of Murphy’s newer laws: The more annoying the ringtone, the longer it takes someone to answer it.
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

   I don’t think people would mind cell phone calls in public places nearly as much if people wouldn’t speak twice as loud on the phone. (It’d be interesting to know the psychology of that.)

   “So I said to the subcontractor that— (ringtone) excuse me.” opens phone. “OH, HI!!! I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THE SUB…”
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   finale said, about 1 year ago

   The ability to make calls on an airplane will be the last straw for me flying.
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    Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago

    Coffee? —Spilled, of course. Beer? —Spilled. Plate of food? —Spilled. Rating of Rat’s ringtone? —Priceless!
    Today, I am on Rat’s side again, even though I find that an uncomfortable place.
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    JohnnyDiego said, about 1 year ago

    Perhaps someone can implant a virus that when the cell phone rings, it explodes.
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    orinoco womble said, about 1 year ago

    The “ringtone” I hate the most is the one most popular here with grandparents, of their grandchild yelling “GRAMMA! PHONE!!”
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    masterskrain said, about 1 year ago

    Our local "annoying " ringtone is that Damn “Dixie” car horn from “The Dukes of Hazzard”!
    And Briatollah, you are ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!
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    artybee said, about 1 year ago

    Supid rat. Spilled his own beer.
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    The Old Wolf said, about 1 year ago

    @Phatts California

    Yeah, and I’d pay to hear it.
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