Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, over 4 years ago

    … crap, now somebody’s gonna do this in real life …

  2. Arch Stanton

    Arch Stanton said, over 4 years ago

    needs more cowbell, man.

  3. Basqueian

    Basqueian said, over 4 years ago

    The yapping is worse. I am not interested in your petty stupid lives and their boring idiocy. SHUT the heck up in Public, go outside, in a closet, not where I have to hear you. Or put up with me making comments, most far more intelligent than your conversations. OMG im rat!

  4. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, over 4 years ago


    I was just going to say, “Rat, is that you?”

  5. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 4 years ago

    Someone once sold a CD of nothing but fart noises. That would make for an interesting ringtone, especially if the phone’s owner doesn’t know about it.

  6. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    One of Murphy’s newer laws: The more annoying the ringtone, the longer it takes someone to answer it.

  7. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 4 years ago

    I don’t think people would mind cell phone calls in public places nearly as much if people wouldn’t speak twice as loud on the phone. (It’d be interesting to know the psychology of that.)

    “So I said to the subcontractor that— (ringtone) excuse me.” opens phone. “OH, HI!!! I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THE SUB…”

  8. finale

    finale said, over 4 years ago

    The ability to make calls on an airplane will be the last straw for me flying.

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 4 years ago

    Coffee? —Spilled, of course. Beer? —Spilled. Plate of food? —Spilled. Rating of Rat’s ringtone? —Priceless!
    Today, I am on Rat’s side again, even though I find that an uncomfortable place.

  10. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 4 years ago

    Perhaps someone can implant a virus that when the cell phone rings, it explodes.

  11. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 4 years ago

    The “ringtone” I hate the most is the one most popular here with grandparents, of their grandchild yelling “GRAMMA! PHONE!!”

  12. Robert Burtch

    Robert Burtch said, over 4 years ago

    Supid rat. Spilled his own beer.

  13. The Old Wolf

    The Old Wolf said, over 4 years ago

    @Phatts California

    Yeah, and I’d pay to hear it.

  14. The Old Wolf

    The Old Wolf said, over 4 years ago

    @orinoco womble

    Ouch. Back in the days of mini-cassette based answering machines, it was frighteningly common for people to let their 3-year-old record a “greeting.” Whenever I got one of those, I was tempted to make orgasm noises into the phone; if caller ID hadn’t been invented, I would have done it, too.

  15. slopok

    slopok said, over 4 years ago

    Your standing over a three foot putt to win a five dollar bet, and suddenly you hear" SWEET HOME ALABAMA" and blow the putt ten feet past the up. Happened to me. So I answred my phone.

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