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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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May 17, 2012
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"2:52 sipped coffee."
Goat: What are you doing? Rat: Recording my every action so future biographers will have an accurate record of my every move. Goat: Don't you think it's a little arrogant to assume that one day people will want to chronicle your life? 
"2:53 silenced doubters."
May 19, 2012
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