Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Esther M

    Esther M said, about 2 years ago

    I think future biographers would want a little more detail on how Rat silenced doubters.

  2. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Really, Goat, why do you bother engaging Rat, when you know it will only end badly?

  3. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, about 2 years ago

    Goat looks a little like pig in that last panel.

  4. alaskajohn1

    alaskajohn1 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Why is Rat drinking coffee and not beer?

  5. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, about 2 years ago

    @legaleagle48

    … basic cartoon physics … because it’s funny …

  6. Benjamin Scott

    Benjamin Scott said, about 2 years ago

    hahaha…pearls is the best strip EVER!!!

    I have three of the books:
    “Pearls Sells Out”
    “The Sopratno’s”
    “Lions and Tigers and Crocs”

    going to get the new book soon…can;t wait :D

  7. finale

    finale said, about 2 years ago

    @Richard S. Russell

    I beleive there was a chap in England who documented every bowel movement he had as an adult.
    .
    OK posters….have at it.

  8. Chris Mountjoy

    Chris Mountjoy said, about 2 years ago

    How do I reserve my copy?

  9. trekman58

    trekman58 said, about 2 years ago

    @finale

    Um, let’s see now – what’s the phrase?
    Oh yeah…
    GET A LIFE!”

  10. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, about 2 years ago

    I never saw that side of Goat before.

  11. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 2 years ago

    And how is this different from Twitter ?

  12. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, about 2 years ago

    @Richard S. Russell

    He was in congress. They DON’T get any serious work done

  13. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, about 2 years ago

    In sixty years from this event an elderly Rat will be sitting in the nursing home, where the nurses and others who attend to the folks there are largely ignoring him (do to his abusive nature to them) except when they absolutely have to change his diapper (yep, Rat’s going to have to wear a diapper, but Pig, Goat, Zebra, and Guard Duck won’t need one) or wipe his mouth do to his excesive drooling (most of the seniors there ain’t drooling, just Rat), when a biographer comes in.

    Biographer: “Mr. Rat, I Joe Schmoe, biographer to the stars.”

    Rat: “Oh, I knew you’d be coming to do my biography. Here, I recorded the events of my life so you can get an accurate account of my life.”

    Biographer: “That won’t be needed, sir.”

    Rat: “It won’t? Oh, I see you already managed to read it and have written my biography already. Just want to give me the very first copy, eh?”

    Biographer: “I’m here to talk to you about the most interesting person you know?”

    Rat: “That’s me! Well, I was born…….”

    Biographer: “No, I’m afraid you misunderstand. I want to talk about Mr. Pastis. What, you think someone actually want’s to read a bio on a stuck up jerk with no major redeeming values like you?”

  14. pbarnrob

    pbarnrob said, about 2 years ago

    @Esther M

    So might prosecutors; don’t tweet anything you wouldn’t want to answer for in a Federal court…

  15. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 2 years ago

    Rat has dumped poor, overly erudite Goat headfirst into the trash, causing Goat to spill his coffee! Rat’s literary aspirations may not turn out so well, however.

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