Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

Comments (102) (Please sign in to comment)

  1. Alohacat

    Alohacat said, over 4 years ago

    My answer would have been Chinese Food. Excuse me, I must go build a church.

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 4 years ago

    Hebrews 11:1 is a good scripture on faith. Whether or not you believe in the Book of Mormon, go to Alma 32:21 (page 289) “Now as I said concerning faith— faith is not to have a perfect knowledge of things; therefore if ye have faith ye hope for things which are not seen, which are true.”

  3. Radish

    Radish GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Still working on the Church of Rock and Roll, but you can’t always get what you want…

  4. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 4 years ago

    “I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.” (Steve Martin)

  5. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    Faith is the world’s worst decision-making method. Nobody relies on faith except when all superior approaches have failed to produce the desired results. You’d never use faith to decide anything really important, like when to cross the street or where to send the kids to college or what house to buy.
     
    Preachers realize this, which is why they try to con you into thinking faith is a good thing by using the term when referring to EARNED beliefs, like trust (in people) or confidence (in things). But even they don’t have the chutzpah to claim it’s the equivalent of logic or evidence.

  6. fatjimi

    fatjimi said, over 4 years ago

    I have faith that we’ll have really cheesy comments today. amen

  7. DuHhozr

    DuHhozr said, over 4 years ago

    Edam if you do, Edam if you don’t. Gouda nuff for me!

  8. Texan At Heart

    Texan At Heart said, over 4 years ago

    Stephan showed up in Frazz today. He mooned Frazz.

  9. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, over 4 years ago

    I like the idea that Jerry Garcia had that a monster crystal grown from cocaine hydroxide that he saw in a German museum could be used to start your own religion. That way cooler than just a church.

  10. acesover

    acesover said, over 4 years ago


  11. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 4 years ago

    Ma and Pa Oldtimer were sitting on the porch after supper.

    Pa grabbed the Sears Catalog and got up to go out back and set a spell in the outhouse.

    “Where you goin’ Pa?” asked Ma.

    “Goin’ to build a church,” said Pa.

    “Have a good one,” answered Ma.

    Thus the origin of the terms, “Build a church” and “Have a good one.”

  12. KEVIN KUNREUTHER

    KEVIN KUNREUTHER said, over 4 years ago

    Where do I sign up?

  13. crweaver

    crweaver said, over 4 years ago

    What a friend we have in cheeses!

  14. KEVIN KUNREUTHER

    KEVIN KUNREUTHER said, over 4 years ago

    @acesover

    Ahm in hay-vein!

  15. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 4 years ago

    Go up to Green Bay & just get one of them foam Packers cheesehead hats Pig. Be easier and means the same thing…

  16. Load 15 more comments. | Load the rest (87).