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   Alohacat said, about 1 year ago

   My answer would have been Chinese Food. Excuse me, I must go build a church.
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   templo SUD said, about 1 year ago

   Hebrews 11:1 is a good scripture on faith. Whether or not you believe in the Book of Mormon, go to Alma 32:21 (page 289) “Now as I said concerning faith— faith is not to have a perfect knowledge of things; therefore if ye have faith ye hope for things which are not seen, which are true.”
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   Radish said, about 1 year ago

   Still working on the Church of Rock and Roll, but you can’t always get what you want…
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   SherlockWatson said, about 1 year ago

   “I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.” (Steve Martin)
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   Richard S. Russell said, about 1 year ago

   Faith is the world’s worst decision-making method. Nobody relies on faith except when all superior approaches have failed to produce the desired results. You’d never use faith to decide anything really important, like when to cross the street or where to send the kids to college or what house to buy.
    
   Preachers realize this, which is why they try to con you into thinking faith is a good thing by using the term when referring to EARNED beliefs, like trust (in people) or confidence (in things). But even they don’t have the chutzpah to claim it’s the equivalent of logic or evidence.
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   fatjimi said, about 1 year ago

   I have faith that we’ll have really cheesy comments today. amen
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   DuHhozr said, about 1 year ago

   Edam if you do, Edam if you don’t. Gouda nuff for me!
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   Texan At Heart said, about 1 year ago

   Stephan showed up in Frazz today. He mooned Frazz.
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   Peabody-Martini said, about 1 year ago

   I like the idea that Jerry Garcia had that a monster crystal grown from cocaine hydroxide that he saw in a German museum could be used to start your own religion. That way cooler than just a church.
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    acesover said, about 1 year ago

    
    

    
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    JohnnyDiego said, about 1 year ago

    Ma and Pa Oldtimer were sitting on the porch after supper.

    Pa grabbed the Sears Catalog and got up to go out back and set a spell in the outhouse.

    “Where you goin’ Pa?” asked Ma.

    “Goin’ to build a church,” said Pa.

    “Have a good one,” answered Ma.

    Thus the origin of the terms, “Build a church” and “Have a good one.”
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    KEVIN KUNREUTHER said, about 1 year ago

    Where do I sign up?
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    crweaver said, about 1 year ago

    What a friend we have in cheeses!
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    KEVIN KUNREUTHER said, about 1 year ago

    @acesover

    Ahm in hay-vein!
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    jukeofurl said, about 1 year ago

    Go up to Green Bay & just get one of them foam Packers cheesehead hats Pig. Be easier and means the same thing…
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