Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Alohacat

    Alohacat said, over 4 years ago

    My answer would have been Chinese Food. Excuse me, I must go build a church.

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 4 years ago

    Hebrews 11:1 is a good scripture on faith. Whether or not you believe in the Book of Mormon, go to Alma 32:21 (page 289) “Now as I said concerning faith— faith is not to have a perfect knowledge of things; therefore if ye have faith ye hope for things which are not seen, which are true.”

  3. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 4 years ago

    “I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.” (Steve Martin)

  4. fatjimi

    fatjimi said, over 4 years ago

    I have faith that we’ll have really cheesy comments today. amen

  5. DuHhozr

    DuHhozr said, over 4 years ago

    Edam if you do, Edam if you don’t. Gouda nuff for me!

  6. Texan At Heart

    Texan At Heart said, over 4 years ago

    Stephan showed up in Frazz today. He mooned Frazz.

  7. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, over 4 years ago

    I like the idea that Jerry Garcia had that a monster crystal grown from cocaine hydroxide that he saw in a German museum could be used to start your own religion. That way cooler than just a church.

  8. acesover

    acesover said, over 4 years ago


  9. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 4 years ago

    Ma and Pa Oldtimer were sitting on the porch after supper.

    Pa grabbed the Sears Catalog and got up to go out back and set a spell in the outhouse.

    “Where you goin’ Pa?” asked Ma.

    “Goin’ to build a church,” said Pa.

    “Have a good one,” answered Ma.

    Thus the origin of the terms, “Build a church” and “Have a good one.”

  10. KEVIN KUNREUTHER

    KEVIN KUNREUTHER said, over 4 years ago

    Where do I sign up?

  11. crweaver

    crweaver said, over 4 years ago

    What a friend we have in cheeses!

  12. KEVIN KUNREUTHER

    KEVIN KUNREUTHER said, over 4 years ago

    @acesover

    Ahm in hay-vein!

  13. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 4 years ago

    Go up to Green Bay & just get one of them foam Packers cheesehead hats Pig. Be easier and means the same thing…

  14. saywhatwhat

    saywhatwhat said, over 4 years ago

    Well I’m sure glad the “war” is over. Hope Stephan’s nipples survived.

  15. tat0010

    tat0010 said, over 4 years ago

    mmm can cheeese

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