Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. formally known as doc white

    formally known as doc white said, over 4 years ago

    I have been behind a elphant up close and there is no way I would push there stool in. Okay,with long gloves.

  2. artybee

    artybee said, over 4 years ago

    Number Six — Crude, but might be the only time I laugh out loud all day. Thanks!

  3. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, over 4 years ago

    a very rare romance subgenre

  4. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 4 years ago

    I wish I could meet an Elly. All the women here want to go “huntin’ ‘n fishin’ ’n ride Harleys…”

  5. Sarah Plain

    Sarah Plain said, over 4 years ago

    Innocent little Pig, attracted to a rear?

  6. Arye Uygur

    Arye Uygur said, over 4 years ago

    Isn’t a pig just a miniature elephant without tusks or a trunk?
    (Come to think of it, a boar – wild pig – does have tusks).

  7. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 4 years ago

    Crudités are raw vegetables you serve with dip or sauce. It’s not an adjective. Crude, however, is.

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 4 years ago

    All together now; on 3!
    1…
    2…
    3!

    MALE CHAUVINIST, PIG!

  9. ☼Lady Shades☼

    ☼Lady Shades☼ said, over 4 years ago

  10. ☼Lady Shades☼

    ☼Lady Shades☼ said, over 4 years ago

    @orinoco womble

    Heehee… I thought it said ‘crudite’ too… until I used the magnifying glass! Nice to have company OW…!


  11. Hugh B. Hayve

    Hugh B. Hayve said, over 4 years ago

    Pig’s favorite song was one by Sir Mix-a-lot.

  12. finale

    finale said, over 4 years ago

    Is a barstool considered “social media”?

  13. finale

    finale said, over 4 years ago

    Took some big ones to make that statement!

  14. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, over 4 years ago

    Pig’s gonna be in big trouble if Pigita finds out.

  15. afficionado  U L M

    afficionado U L M said, over 4 years ago

    @☼Lady Shades☼

    I second the motion
    have you dyed your hair @Shady Lady?

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