Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, over 3 years ago

    “How to win friends and influence people” by Rat. Be sure to look for it in your local bookstore.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @naturally_easy

    Or not…

  3. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 3 years ago

    Be suing you?

  4. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    No use handing me a writ while I’m trying to do my bit.
    I’ve got the sue me, sue you blues…

  5. Harryfan

    Harryfan said, over 3 years ago

    While the lawyer was in law school he supported himself by working for the IRS.

  6. Alohacat

    Alohacat said, over 3 years ago

    Pay to PARTY. A lot like paying for television that should be free anyways, given all the advertisers.

  7. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, over 3 years ago

    @Harryfan

    or the secret service.

  8. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 3 years ago

    Hmm is this rat hitting new lows? or new heights?

  9. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Funny timing, cos honestly, I just got an invitation to a “party”…. including a link to where I can buy a discounted ticket.


    The idea of charging for the event, to recoup expenses, as it says, doesn’t seem as odd to me as the idea of calling it a “party Invitation”.


    At least I know ahead of time how much it would cost, though.


    Rat’s idea might come in handy —

    “Remember when I made you tacos last Saturday?

    And by the way, this is Rocco, my enforcer."

  10. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 3 years ago

    Barbeque?……Hey, I don’t see Pig,….you don’t think?…….and now that I think of it, I haven’t seen any zeebas lately either….

  11. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, over 3 years ago

    Isn’t a rat with a lawyer redundant?

  12. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    Pastis is just showing off his inside knowledge of the species! For all we know, Rat was duped into this by his shyster lawyer.

  13. HighPeaks

    HighPeaks said, over 3 years ago

    At last! Pastis’ alter-ego revealed!

  14. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, over 3 years ago

    In hindsight, it looks like Pastis may be taking a jab at his former career.

  15. Bear

    Bear said, over 3 years ago

    @Number Six

    I’ll be suing you
    In all the old familiar cases…

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