Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 4 years ago

    I hate laugh tracks. And background music.-especially over use of musical montages. I’m talking to you Sutter-Son of Hackarchy.

  2. fatjimi

    fatjimi said, over 4 years ago

    Wouldn’t work if his hair wasn’t standing up. Or would it?

  3. BahramtheRed

    BahramtheRed said, over 4 years ago

    Feed him to the crocs. He has to die and they need a yearly meal. Everybody but him wins, and well he’s gonna be ripped apart by overgrown reptiles… Wait can we sell tickets to this?

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 4 years ago

    BC had a comic about the laugh track. Rodney brought in a prisoner and said something about him being the scoundrel that invented the laugh track. The King ordered he be taken out and tickled to death.

  5. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 4 years ago

    I didn’t get the punchline.

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 4 years ago

    Zoinks? Too pitiful, cartoon-Pastis. Trying to get by on cartooned litotes will not do! But, as your evil alter ego, Rat always gets the blame!

  7. slopok

    slopok said, over 4 years ago

    More visual cues! More visual cues! .

  8. finale

    finale said, over 4 years ago

    Is this yet another character to join the Tortoise and Buffalo Head?

  9. PICTO

    PICTO said, over 4 years ago

    @BahramtheRed

    I’ll take two, centre, three rows back.

  10. Chris Robinson

    Chris Robinson said, over 4 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    That would be the Wizard of Id

  11. crweaver

    crweaver said, over 4 years ago

    And – Great Googly-Moogly!

  12. Michael Falk

    Michael Falk said, over 4 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    You mean the “Wizard of Id”, dontcha?

  13. The Old Wolf

    The Old Wolf said, over 4 years ago

    Stephan, how in the world do you put up with your characters constantly talking smack to you? Sheesh. Have you no white-out?


  14. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, over 4 years ago

    Notary Sojack.

  15. dhammonds

    dhammonds said, over 4 years ago

    Why is he smoking? That is a bad example for our kids!

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