Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem said, over 1 year ago

    Definitely the wrong guy.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    Extremely rarely. I’ve only met two people in my entire life that “set off internal alarms.” Both were professors at a University I was at. One was a professor who was… ahem… so unwise that even the other science professors liked to mess with his mind. The other was a professor who I found out later that liked to sleep with students on campus and as a “women’s studies” instructor and a hispanic, she was beyond being fired for it.

  3. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, over 1 year ago

    Most of them lack brains, too. Must’ve been eaten by zombies beforehand, or something.

  4. bamboodan

    bamboodan said, over 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    I bet there are a few college coaches that thought they were “beyond being fired”. No one is untouchable.

  5. thatnicecollegeguy

    thatnicecollegeguy said, over 1 year ago

    Immediately know that you’re not going to like someone…that’s not to say opinions won’t change over time. First impressions are sometimes wrong.

  6. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, over 1 year ago

    Anyway, Goat started with the wrong question.


    He should have asked, "Have you ever met a person you liked? "


    Obviously, all other silly questions could have been avoided.

  7. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, over 1 year ago

    BTW ….. Goat didn’t say “anybody” or “someone”…. he said “a person.”


    So for the denizens of this strip….. I wonder where the line is….. or whether there is a line…. between personhood and creaturedom.


    After all, Pig has made friends with a walking stick (insect), and even various usually inanimate objects.


    Interesting “people”, those.

  8. DouglasDDouglas

    DouglasDDouglas said, over 1 year ago

    Don’t you just hate it when both the plates and the coffee cups are empty…..

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    @DouglasDDouglas

    The empty plates and (empty?) cups are just props to establish a sense of place and atmosphere in the PBS Little Theatre. Goat, the straight man, feeds lines to Rat, the top banana, who then delivers the punch line, and we the audience are amused and have a sense of satisfaction. Drama 101.

  10. JohnnyDiego

    JohnnyDiego said, over 1 year ago

    Its not the mouths that I don’t like. Its what comes out of them.

  11. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, over 1 year ago

    Rat never met a man he didn’t hate.

  12. Radish

    Radish said, over 1 year ago

    Rat hates mouth breathers? He should move to a mountain top and become a guru, or has that been done already?

  13. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, over 1 year ago

    @Sisyphos

    Good Lord! When in the 19th century did you take that drama class?

  14. bluegirl285

    bluegirl285 said, over 1 year ago

    Funny…because Rat’s breathing…and he definitely has a mouth.

  15. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon said, over 1 year ago

    There have been people that I have met that almost literally made my skin crawl

    Over the years I’ve learned to recognize that feeling and avoid people who set it off

    Suppose I could be wrong about someone this way, but I’ve been sorry that I ignored the warning enough times I play “better safe than sorry” now

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