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At its heart, Pearls Before Swine is the comic strip tale of two friends: an arrogant Rat who thinks he knows it all and a slow-witted Pig who doesn't know any better. Together, this pair offers caustic commentary on humanity's quest for the unattainable. Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams says that Pearls is "one of the few comics that make me laugh out loud." The strip has twice won the National Cartoonists Society's Reuben division award for Best Newspaper Comic Strip – in 2003 and in 2006.
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margueritem
said, over 1 year ago
Definitely the wrong guy.
Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago
Extremely rarely. I’ve only met two people in my entire life that “set off internal alarms.” Both were professors at a University I was at. One was a professor who was… ahem… so unwise that even the other science professors liked to mess with his mind. The other was a professor who I found out later that liked to sleep with students on campus and as a “women’s studies” instructor and a hispanic, she was beyond being fired for it.
Three Steps Over Japan said, over 1 year ago
Most of them lack brains, too. Must’ve been eaten by zombies beforehand, or something.
bamboodan said, over 1 year ago
@Nabuquduriuzhur
I bet there are a few college coaches that thought they were “beyond being fired”. No one is untouchable.
thatnicecollegeguy said, over 1 year ago
Immediately know that you’re not going to like someone…that’s not to say opinions won’t change over time. First impressions are sometimes wrong.
SusanSunshine
said, over 1 year ago
Anyway, Goat started with the wrong question.
He should have asked, "Have you ever met a person you liked? "
Obviously, all other silly questions could have been avoided.
SusanSunshine
said, over 1 year ago
BTW ….. Goat didn’t say “anybody” or “someone”…. he said “a person.”
So for the denizens of this strip….. I wonder where the line is….. or whether there is a line…. between personhood and creaturedom.
After all, Pig has made friends with a walking stick (insect), and even various usually inanimate objects.
Interesting “people”, those.
DouglasDDouglas said, over 1 year ago
Don’t you just hate it when both the plates and the coffee cups are empty…..
Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago
@DouglasDDouglas
The empty plates and (empty?) cups are just props to establish a sense of place and atmosphere in the PBS Little Theatre. Goat, the straight man, feeds lines to Rat, the top banana, who then delivers the punch line, and we the audience are amused and have a sense of satisfaction. Drama 101.
JohnnyDiego said, over 1 year ago
Its not the mouths that I don’t like. Its what comes out of them.
Proginoskes said, over 1 year ago
Rat never met a man he didn’t hate.
Radish
said, over 1 year ago
Rat hates mouth breathers? He should move to a mountain top and become a guru, or has that been done already?
walruscarver2000 said, over 1 year ago
@Sisyphos
Good Lord! When in the 19th century did you take that drama class?
bluegirl285 said, over 1 year ago
Funny…because Rat’s breathing…and he definitely has a mouth.
Doctor Toon said, over 1 year ago
There have been people that I have met that almost literally made my skin crawl
Over the years I’ve learned to recognize that feeling and avoid people who set it off
Suppose I could be wrong about someone this way, but I’ve been sorry that I ignored the warning enough times I play “better safe than sorry” now