Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Ryan

    Ryan said, over 4 years ago

    Rat does it again

  2. AlbertNonyMouse

    AlbertNonyMouse said, over 4 years ago

    It’s early to bed and early to rise
    And your girl’ll go out with other guys!
    Honey, let me be your salty dog!
    - The New Lost City Ramblers (aka “Uncle John’s Band”) ca. 1957

  3. formally known as doc white

    formally known as doc white said, over 4 years ago

    @AlbertNonyMouse

    Damn, I know that song.

  4. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, over 4 years ago

    idiomatic ambiguity possibly calls for the use of the historical-grammatical method

  5. AlbertNonyMouse

    AlbertNonyMouse said, over 4 years ago

    @formally known as doc white

    Uncle John’s Band or Salty Dog Blues? Uncle John’s Band was The Dead’s tribute to The NLCR, one of the most influential yet these days unknown bands of all time.

  6. Rodney

    Rodney said, over 4 years ago

    …but the second mouse gets the cheese…

  7. flashman

    flashman said, over 4 years ago

    Works for me.

  8. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    My “worm” will sleep in too.

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 4 years ago

    Since you probably wouldn’t get the job anyway, Pig, you might as well sleep in….

  10. shockwave527

    shockwave527 said, over 4 years ago

    Wasn’t this joke in your twitter RatSpeaks? I’ve used it on numerous occasions.

  11. shockwave527

    shockwave527 said, over 4 years ago

    @shockwave527

    Sorry, I mean @stephanpastis

    Yeah… (Copied from the page)
    stephanpastis Rat Speaks
    Every time someone tells me, “The early bird gets the worm,” I remind them of the worm. He got up early and died.

    https://twitter.com/#!/stephanpastis

  12. saywhatwhat

    saywhatwhat said, over 4 years ago

    If I were a pig, I’d lay low till after breakfast too. Bacon and eggs anyone?

  13. GI_CRANDELL

    GI_CRANDELL said, over 4 years ago

    @saywhatwhat pass the french toast and syrup, please.

  14. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 4 years ago

    The worm pig has turned.

  15. crweaver

    crweaver said, over 4 years ago

    That’s right, Pig! Get up early – and you will get EATEN BY A BIRD!

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