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1. 

   Ryan said, over 1 year ago

   Rat does it again
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   AlbertNonyMouse said, over 1 year ago

   It’s early to bed and early to rise
   And your girl’ll go out with other guys!
   Honey, let me be your salty dog!
   - The New Lost City Ramblers (aka “Uncle John’s Band”) ca. 1957
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   formally known as doc white said, over 1 year ago

   @AlbertNonyMouse

   Damn, I know that song.
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   rf_eq said, over 1 year ago

   idiomatic ambiguity possibly calls for the use of the historical-grammatical method
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   AlbertNonyMouse said, over 1 year ago

   @formally known as doc white

   Uncle John’s Band or Salty Dog Blues? Uncle John’s Band was The Dead’s tribute to The NLCR, one of the most influential yet these days unknown bands of all time.
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   Rodney said, over 1 year ago

   …but the second mouse gets the cheese…
7. 

   flashman said, over 1 year ago

   Works for me.
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   Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

   Since you probably wouldn’t get the job anyway, Pig, you might as well sleep in….
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   shockwave527 said, over 1 year ago

   Wasn’t this joke in your twitter RatSpeaks? I’ve used it on numerous occasions.
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    shockwave527 said, over 1 year ago

    @shockwave527

    Sorry, I mean @stephanpastis

    Yeah… (Copied from the page)
    stephanpastis Rat Speaks
    Every time someone tells me, “The early bird gets the worm,” I remind them of the worm. He got up early and died.

    https://twitter.com/#!/stephanpastis
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    saywhatwhat said, over 1 year ago

    If I were a pig, I’d lay low till after breakfast too. Bacon and eggs anyone?
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    GI_CRANDELL said, over 1 year ago

    @saywhatwhat pass the french toast and syrup, please.
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    Number Six said, over 1 year ago

    The worm pig has turned.
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    crweaver said, over 1 year ago

    That’s right, Pig! Get up early – and you will get EATEN BY A BIRD!
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    Lee-Anne Griffin said, over 1 year ago

    That is actually a very good point from Rat. Still the pessimist of course, but a good point.
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