Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Number Six

    Number Six said, over 4 years ago

    Come on Goat. Be a sport.


    ODDBALL said, over 4 years ago

    Don’t rock the boat Goat. Or you may end up roasting over charcoal in a pit. Capisce?

  3. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 4 years ago

    I bet Paris Goat wishes he had a banjo so he could run amok like El Kabong. (Or would he be El Twango?)
    “I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.” (Steve Martin, who has a black belt in banjo)

  4. Rodney

    Rodney said, over 4 years ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    I have a Black Belt in Sarcasm. Go away now or I shall taunt you another time…

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 4 years ago

    Come on, Goat! Rat is, so sadly, quite normal in how he operates his department—no different from 10000 other government bureaucrats protecting their budgets, or 10000
    college administrators, or just about any 10000 folks given a budget annually.
    So, get with the game! Rat needs an Opposite to make it 3-on-3 beach volleyball ( not exactly regulation, but great fun for amateurs). Loosen up and have some fun!

  6. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, over 4 years ago

    Pig actually wears more clothes on the beach than he normally does. And Pigita in a bikini is wrong in so many ways.

  7. Richard S. Russell

    Richard S. Russell GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    The 1st rule in ANY bureaucracy (government, military, church, union, charity, corporation, university, political party, you name it): Preserve thyself.

  8. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 4 years ago

    Most flagrant & unwarranted Banjo Fatality was engineered by the Red[neck] States - the death of the Dixie Chicks career. Inbreeding will out.

  9. Ottodesu

    Ottodesu said, over 4 years ago


    You’re right. She should be wearing 3-6 bras.

  10. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    You know what morale means?

    Mor Ale

    Show me the keg and sign me up.

  11. Chris Robinson

    Chris Robinson said, over 4 years ago

    Even the LGD is in on the scam…

  12. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, over 4 years ago

    I’m thinking that if Goat could get his hooves on a banjo right about now, Rat would be a stat.

  13. DocOmics

    DocOmics said, over 4 years ago

    I’m just a regular Joe,
    Strummin on the o’le Banjo.
    Cut my finger on the string,
    Now it hurts to play and sing.
    Got a wound in-fec-tion,
    which missed de-tec-tion.
    The doctor didn’t fix it;
    I died a mere statistic.

  14. Ron

    Ron GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    What an elegant, accurate description of everything wrong with our government?
    Comic strip artistic expression at its best!

  15. SUPKEM

    SUPKEM said, over 4 years ago

    Very good strip today Mr. Pastis.

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