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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Jun 4, 2011
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Man:  Listen, Rat...you need to start thinking about your career path with Joe's Roastery...it offers great benefits.
Rat:  Here's how I see a corporate career.  I act like someone I'm not to get ahead...you act like someone you're not to get ahead.  We both pretend like we care about each other's families. We sometimes grab a beer.  We go to the parties we have to. We smile when we need to. We praise who we must.  We act like team players. We bite our tongues. And we bury our individuality for forty years.  Then we die.
Man:  If you'll excuse me. I'm gonna sell all my possessions and backpack through Nepal.
Rat:  I'm good for morale.
Jun 6, 2011
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