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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Jun 6, 2010
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Officer Potus says, "Morning sir. It's me, Officer Potus, here again to see if I can work out a compromise between you and your croc neighbors." Zebra says, "No. The last time you suggested I give them one of my hands." Officer Potus says, "What's wrong with that?" Zebra says, "What's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong! What if I give 'em my hand and things don't work out? Then what?? Give 'em my legs?!! Maybe my head?!?" Officer Potus says, "It's like you're reading my notes."
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