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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Jun 5, 2010
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Zebra says, "Hi. Can I help you?" Officer Potus says, "Top o' the morning, sir? I'm Potus, the pachyderm peace officer? my captain's asked me to come down here and work out a compromise between you and your croc neighbors." Zebra says, "Fine with me. What do you have in mind?" Officer Potus says, "Well, sir, to break the ice, I think it would help if you'd do something for them. You know, give 'em a hand." Zebra says, "Sure. But with that?" Officer Potus says, "No, no... give 'em one of your hands." Zebra says, "That is not a compromise." Officer Potus says, "Please, sir, you've got two."
Jun 7, 2010
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