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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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May 17, 2010
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Shrimp says, "Hello. I'm J. Rutherford Shrimp, founder of 'Shrimps for a Better Future,' and I'm circulating a petition to ban the consumption of shrimp on the ground that we are living beings with rights that must be respected." Pig says, "Then why on earth do they eat you?" Shrimp says, "Simply because we are tasty." Pig says, "He had me up to tasty."
May 19, 2010
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