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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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May 13, 2010
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Waiter says, "And can I bring you anything to eat before your pasta?" Rat says, "Yes? I would like some antipastis." Waiter says, "It's 'antipasto,' sir, not 'antipastis.'" Stephan says, "He knows." Waiter says, "I apologize, Mr. Pastis." Rat says, "What good is food if it won't attack you friend?"
May 15, 2010
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