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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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May 9, 2010
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Goat says, "What are you doing?" Rat says, "I am now the honorable Rat, judge of the universe." Goat says, "You? A judge? You don't even know what a judge is." Rat says, "Sure I do. Everything I say is right, and if anyone disagrees with me, I can pound 'em in the head with my hammer." Goat says, "It's called a gavel." Rat says, "Sounds like someone needs a pounding."
May 11, 2010
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