Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 04, 2010

Transcript:

Woman says, "Hullooooooooo." Walmotopia's Friend Greeter says, "Hi." But he is trying to watch a movie on his iPhone. So please remove your chubby, stretch-pants-covered rear from his face. Woman says, "Give me your-" No, I will not give you my manager.