Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 28, 2009

Transcript:

Pig says, "Hey Rat, whatcha doing?" Rat says, "Conducting a s?ance. Just hold hands, close your eyes and think of someone famous who died tragically. Then we can conjure up their spirit." Pig says, "Nuts. I can't think of anyone." Rat says, "Dude. Please. Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Jim Morrison...it's not that hard." Pig says, "But I don't know any of them." Rat says, "Fine, dude. Then just think of someone famous you do know that died tragically. C'mon, man, this is our chance to meet anyone." Rat says, "How 'bout someone other than Humpty Dumpty?" Pig says, "Oh, but he had such a great fall." Humpty Dumpty says, "I blame the King's horses."