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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Jun 5, 2008
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Pig:  What are you still doing in bed, rat?...It's already noon.
Rat:  I've decided to stay in my bed forever and sleep my life away.
Pig:  Why would you do that?
Rat:  Because everything traumatic that has ever happened to me has happened after I got out of bed in the morning.
Pig:  Don't mind me.
Jun 7, 2008
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