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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Aug 14, 2007
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"Is it really true you're suing the zebra, dad?" "Oh, yes, son. See, in Amereeca, when you want something, you juss sue." "But that seems unfair... Zebra's done nothing wrong... that would be like me suing my school district just to get better grades." "Ohh, son... You no get it... Legal system is like Lotto, only wid better odds and no ping pong balls!" "About that school district..." "No thanks." "Scratch and ween, son! Scratch and ween!"
Aug 16, 2007
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