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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Apr 28, 2007
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Danny Donkey stood on the edge of the cliff and pondered the end. The end of the headaches and the stomach aches. "Oooooo" The end of the bills and the calls. Bill $ Bill $ Bill $ The end of the half-truths, the lies and the outright frauds. LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES! The end of all that is bad. And threw his lawyer over the cliff. "This is <I>not</i> an appropriate children's book." "But I wrote such an uplifting ending." "Yay for Danny! Yay!"
Apr 30, 2007
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