Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 10, 2006

Transcript:

Joe's Roastery "Hey there, Rat...What are you doing here?" "Working...I'm low on cash...Now do you want coffee or not, you big fat idiot?" "Ohhhh, I'm sorry, but we tend to discourage calling our customers 'big fat idiots'...We prefer more traditional terms like 'sir' or 'ma'am.'" "You're really crushing my morale."