Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 14, 2005
February 13, 2005
February 15, 2005
Transcript:
"You know what bugs me> The diamond industry. WHere do they get off recommending what percentage of my salary I should speand on their product?" "You mean wjere tjeu say you should spend two months' salary on a diamond?" "Yeah... I mean they're not exactly a neutral party. They get that money." "They do it because it works. No guy wants to look cheap when it comes to giving his girlfriend something." "...A good rule of thumb is then months' salary, minimum."
I don’t know a single reason why he got rid of Goat’s goatee. Get it? It was priceless, I have no idea why.