Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 19, 2004

Transcript:

"Can I help with dinner?" "Yeah...take these onions and cut them up." "Oh, I can't cut onions...every time I try, it makes me so sad, I cry" "That's not why you cry. You cry because onions release little sulfur compounds that irritate your eyes." "OHH. I don't believe THAT...I think that if something makes you cry when you cut it, you're doing something wrong and you need to stop." "Fine, Moron...then cut the tomatoes..." "Bambi's mom!" "Old yeller!" "Your grandma's funeral!" "Let's eat out."