Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 24, 2004
March 23, 2004
March 25, 2004
Transcript:
The monkey wept. "What the heck kind of opening is that? First you need some time setting the scene and introducing the characters." "'Oprah is on,' said Fred the monkey.
Come on! You stupid Goat! there’s no specific formula for a good novel! Every story is different. I have a friend that started a novel with, “The dragon toppled to the ground, the life taken from him.” And it was a great story! So just shut up!