Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 23, 2003

Transcript:

"When I'm married and own my own house, I'm gonna get me and my wife's initials monogrammed on everything." "Why do you want to do that?" "Because the people that used to own the house Rat and I are in had that done and it looks really good." "What were their names?" "Oh, I don't know...Charlie and Harriet...Chris and Holly...Chuck and Henrietta..." "...All I know for sure is that their initials were 'C' and 'H'." "...And boy, did they like faucet handles."