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1. 

   Linux0s said, 10 months ago

   Suddenly, a shot rang out!
   A door slammed.
   The maid screamed.
   Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon!
   Meanwhile, a beagle cashes a royalty check for $75.
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   Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 10 months ago

   Sooner or later, that editor is going to be fired by somebody.
3. 

   Jeo Bascon said, 10 months ago

   better than $50.
4. 

   gmartin997 said, 10 months ago

   That’s why I couldn’t sell my novels, I started off wrong!
5. 

   Snoopgirl said, 10 months ago

   Suddenly, the sun came up, and the clouds cleared out.
   The end.
6. 

   germanvisitor said, 10 months ago

   @Linux0s

   Too obvious.
7. 

   saywhatwhat said, 10 months ago

   “The City came to life. The sun spit morning into Julian’s face…”
8. 

   Dale Netherton said, 10 months ago

   The dark and stormy knight took the white and slinky
   queen.
9. 

   Tinyman said, 10 months ago

   @Dale Netherton

   And they lived happily ever after. The End.
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    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 10 months ago

    There was an issue of BATMAN which played on this verbal theme while the Dark Knight was going through his paces. Most effective, I should’ve bought that issue.
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    Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 10 months ago

    Look up a book series called “It Was A Dark and Stormy Night.” It’s a contest of bad opening lines for non-existent novels. Hundreds of pages of what saywhat & Dale & others have given us .
12. 

    m.l. said, 10 months ago

    A trilogy?
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    m.l. said, 10 months ago

    Snoopy is really doing good as a writer, wonder what he is going to do with that money? He also is doing better without Woodstock, because right when he comes along Snoopy’s stories are always being reject bey the editors.
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    MrSulusBrain said, 10 months ago

    @m.l.

    “wonder what he is going to do with that money”
    Hey, someone’s got to put the round-headed kid through college.
15. 

    cookies333 said, 10 months ago

    AGAIN SNOOPY???
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