Peanuts by Charles Schulz

Peanuts

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  1. ComicLass

    ComicLass said, about 11 hours ago

    Novel? That doesn’t even reach the short story status.

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 11 hours ago

    Darn writer’s block.

  3. Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)

    Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) GoComics PRO Member said, about 10 hours ago

    Again ? I think you have to come up with something new, Snoopy…Try, " It was a bright sunny day"….and give your story a surprise ending too….

  4. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, about 6 hours ago

    This strip has killed that opening line forever. If you want to start with a late thunderstorm, you have to do it differently.

  5. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, about 6 hours ago

    @orinoco womble

    Actually, that opening line was dead long before this. It’s supposed to be the archetype of the WORST opening lines ever.

  6. johnzubak

    johnzubak said, about 5 hours ago

    It’s actually a salute to Edward Bulwer-Lytton, who also coined the phrases “The pen is mightier than the sword,” “The pursuit of the almighty dollar,” and the term “the great unwashed.” (Thank you, Wikipedia). Of course, Old Snoop made him even more popular with the “It was a dark and stormy night” running gag. It inspired the annual Bulwer-Lytton writing contest for the worst opening line to a novel.

  7. ladywatcher

    ladywatcher said, about 5 hours ago

    keep trying, it will get better

  8. Stephen Treadwell

    Stephen Treadwell said, about 5 hours ago

    Don’t give up, Snoopy! Keep trying!

  9. ptlover

    ptlover said, about 4 hours ago

    Hey Snoopy, why don’t you add another line something like “and a shot rang out”, might help.

  10. Robert Nowall

    Robert Nowall GoComics PRO Member said, about 4 hours ago

    But what about the king?

  11. ebsan

    ebsan said, about 4 hours ago

    “When around the corner a meat-wagon flew!

  12. Chad Cheetah

    Chad Cheetah said, about 4 hours ago

    Snoopy’s making fun of the novel “Paul Clifford”

  13. gantech

    gantech said, about 3 hours ago

    As long as you don’t start out with “Call me Ishmael…”

  14. StevenTorrey

    StevenTorrey said, about 2 hours ago

    What you need, Snoopy, is an Acme 2000 word processer!

  15. Kip W

    Kip W said, about 2 hours ago

    As I recall, A Wrinkle in Time starts off with that line too.
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    “When around the corner a meat-wagon flew.”
    Q: What has four wheels and flies?

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