Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 08, 1992

Transcript:

Schroeder plays the piano. Lucy leans on the piano and says, "Let's say you and I are married Schroeder, and you've just come home from playing the piano in a sleazy club . ."<BR><BR> Schroeder walks away from the piano. Snoopy walks toward the piano. Lucy continues, "Being a loyal and loving wife, I'd be waiting to greet you with a big kiss . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy turns around and kisses Snoopy.<BR><BR> Snoopy's ears stand up. Lucy shouts, "Aaugh! Dog lips!"<BR><BR> Lucy runs and shouts, "Dog lips!!"<BR><BR> Lucy stands in the shower and shouts, "Aaugh! I've been kissed by dog lips!!"<BR><BR> Lucy stands with her clothes dripping wet. She wipes her mouth.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown talks into the phone and says, "Yeah, a strange thing just happened . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy stands next to Charlie Brown. He is dripping wet, and he thinks, "Lip lips!" Charlie Brown says, "My dog just came racing home, and jumped right into our shower . ."<BR><BR>