Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 01, 1984

Transcript:

Charlie Brown follows a drained Snoopy down the lane. Charlie Brown says, "You look terrible."<BR><BR> As Snoopy slumps against the side of the doghouse, Charlie Brown asks, "Drank too much root beer last night, huh?" Snoopy thinks, "Not really."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown asks, "And then you ate too many pizzas....is that right?" Snoopy slumps atop the doghouse and thinks, "Not really."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown spreads his hands and continues, "And then you stayed up all night dancing..." Snoopy lies on his back atop the doghouse and thinks, "No, that wasn't it."<BR><BR> He sits up on the doghouse and sticks his tongue out. He thinks, "That wasn't it at all."<BR><BR> He lies on his back atop the doghouse and thinks, "It wasn't the root beer, the pizza or the dancing..."<BR><BR> He lies on his stomach and concludes, "It's thinking about all the George Orwell jokes we're going to have to listen to in 1984...."<BR><BR>