Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 21, 1982

Transcript:

Sally stands outside the school and says, "They say your grandfather was a hotel in Paris . . . Is that true?"<BR><BR> The school thinks, "Absolutely! What a great life he led . . . Long lines of taxis pulling up in front . . ."<BR><BR> The school continues to think, "Beautiful ladies . . . Fancy gentlemen all dressed up . . ."<BR><BR> The school thinks, "What do I get? School buses, raincoats and rubber boots!"<BR><BR>