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Paul Szep

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  1. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, over 3 years ago

    Well, this won’t tick anyone off, so the Grinch will get bored and go away. Maybe???

  2. d_legendary1 Demands Dr.C's Release

    d_legendary1 Demands Dr.C's Release said, over 3 years ago

    I recently turned 65 and had to choose a new primary care physician for my Medicare program.

    After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age.

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I will live to be 80?”

    He asked: Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"

    “Oh no,” I replied. “I don’t do drugs, either.”

    “Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?”

    “I said, “No, I usually stay home and keep to myself”.

    “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?”

    I said, “No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!”

    “Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?”

    “No, I don’t,” I said.

    “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?”

    “No,” I said. “I don’t do any of those things.”

    He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a sh(word)?

  3. Stipple

    Stipple said, over 3 years ago

    Is this the “mental health” problem the NRA is on about?

  4. Respectful Troll

    Respectful Troll said, over 3 years ago

    Here is my New Year’s Gift to My GC friends.
    If you like political comedy, and parody songs, these bipartisan folks will make everyone laugh, or grimace in equal measure.
    I’ll put this under a couple of other Dec 31 toons.
    Happy New Year Neighbors
    that was wrong Morty….you gave an image…make it go away…please. ewwwwww

  5. Coolio Say What

    Coolio Say What said, over 3 years ago

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  6. dtroutma

    dtroutma GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    d_legendary1: My mom is 100 years old, and your joke could have applied to her, for the last 35 years!! I’m the last remaining of her progeny, and I’m convinced her only “purpose” is to outlive me as well. I’ve partaken of most of the elements the doc questioned, so even if she succeeds, I may go with a bigger smile on my face.

  7. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, over 3 years ago

    @d_legendary1 Demands Dr.C's Release

    I have two cousins in their 70s who used to send me those jokes by email. One is mad because I voted for Obama, the other is recovering from hip surgery. Enjoyed the joke.

  8. d_legendary1 Demands Dr.C's Release
  9. d_legendary1 Demands Dr.C's Release

    d_legendary1 Demands Dr.C's Release said, over 3 years ago

    Glad you guys liked the joke. Happy New Year!

  10. Joe boyle

    Joe boyle said, over 3 years ago

    ‘Morgen, Morty! Wie geht’s?

  11. Joe boyle

    Joe boyle said, over 3 years ago

    @Joe boyle

    Schones Wetter heute, hier in Florida. Deutschland? Nicht so schoen. Ich bleibe hier!

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