Pat Oliphant for July 29, 2013
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Hello, Millie? This is Gertrude... Hey, don't say nothin' incriminatin' what might get the N.S.A. all excited... O-O-O What awful grammar! She means don't say anything which might be... Oh well. Do we have to listen to this? Who said that? Sorry, wrong number.
Don’t be deceived. They could be part of — The Granny Gang. Wolf packs of little old ladies are rumored to be roaming the streets of retirement villages, daring young punks and those under 50 to make their day.