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Apr 22, 2013
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A thousand greetings! I wish to join and bomb, kill and maim the infidel in America.  You've come to the right place. What do you need? A bomb -- I need a bomb! Our most popular model, the pressure cooker -- on special for you, this week only. Aww, it's beautiful! But I also need guns! How do I get guns? No problem -- guns grow on sacred trees in America -- no background checks or anything. Here, call my friends at the N.R.A. Wow, you're too kind. Al-Qaeda Recruiting They'll protect your rights.
Apr 25, 2013
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