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Jun 27, 2012
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Cat: What's up, dawg? Dog: Mr. Mitt is still looking for a vice-president, and I don't want to be it. Cat: You don't want to die on the top of his car? It's a great honor! You'd be first dog! Dog: An honor I can forgo. He is sworn to undo all the advances this country has made in the last 70 or 80 years. Cat: Aw. You're being too hard on him. I was thinking of sending him money to help out. Poor man. Dog: You're more stupid than I ever dreamed. Cat: He's a great businessman come to rescue us! He said so.
Jun 29, 2012
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