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Mar 21, 2012
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Man: We got this beautiful law in Florida, says you can shoot anyone, anywhere, anytime. And you can call it self defence. And I ain't had a chance to shoot nobody yet! I'm goin' out and get me a burglar or sumpn. Well, looka that - there's some black kid sneakin round and he's carryin sumpn, too. Oh, perfeck! OK, balck kid! Hold it right there! Cop: What's the story here? Man: He come straight at me with an ice tea! Looked like a gun to me. But I got him good, huh? Punk: He was carrying candy too, Officer.
Mar 26, 2012
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