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   Clark Kent said, over 2 years ago

   Atilla the nun should take Amtrack.
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   cdward said, over 2 years ago

   ^That’s going to be tough on that trip to the Vatican.
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   NoMo'ol'tomcats said, over 2 years ago

   “Roll up your sleeve & bend over.” Firesign Theater
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   beenthere41 said, over 2 years ago

   Let her pass, and the next bomber will be dressed like a nun. What do you suggest?
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   W(ar).Crime said, over 2 years ago

   Spread’em and say cheese!
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   phredturner said, over 2 years ago

   Al Quaeda’s real long term goal is to see us all fly naked
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   txmystic said, over 2 years ago

   ^LOL
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   jmattadams said, over 2 years ago

   If she’d have worn a burka, she would have boarded her flight upon setting foot in the airport.
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   noahipedo said, over 2 years ago

   Goes to show ya what happens when terrorists win. If I didn’t think I’d get arrested, I’d just show up necked.
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    josefw said, over 2 years ago

    @NoMo… A little “Nick Danger, 3rd Eye?”
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    noahipedo said, over 2 years ago

    The FAA is hassling the wrong people. Rednecks, homophobics, tea partiers, birthers, Citizens United backers and others of their ilk are a bigger danger to this country and its Constitution than any terrorist. (Hell, if our security apperatus can spot two planes with ink cartridge bombs before they arrive or explode at an airport … .) Isolated acts of terrorism (yes, even 9/11) are rare compared to the harm the aforementioned are doing.
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    Radish said, over 2 years ago

    Nunzilla
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    ReasonsVentriloquist said, over 2 years ago

    Yeah, there are like 5 jokes going on here. The Nun with the ruler, the cattle prodder, the men without pants, the Irish joke from punk and the overall jist.

    Good ones each!

    Thanks Pat, you win in this category!
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    Richard S. Russell said, over 2 years ago

    Average annual number of Americans killed, 1980-2005, by: • terrorist attacks on America, 165* • bathtub drowning, 332 • falling off ladder, 365 • bicycle accidents, 762 • falling down stairs, 1588 and let’s not even get started on guns and motor vehicles.

    More details here: http://richardsrussell.livejournal.com/99034.html

    Human beings are just really, really bad at risk assessment.

    ––––– *that’s ALL terrorist attacks, not just the ones involving planes
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    dtroutma said, over 2 years ago

    There’s also a ramp on the machine; for wheelchairs?
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