Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson

Ozy and Millie

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  1. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, about 1 year ago

    Anyone who says you should always tell the truth has never been asked, "Does this make me look fat?’

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    re: simon

    I don’t know a good reply to that question.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    Yak-ety Yak… don’t talk back.
    Or just predict an earthquake sometime in the next five years.

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    How about: do I look suicidal? to the question of “does this make me look fat?”

  5. Neo Stryder

    Neo Stryder said, about 1 year ago

    Ha, humans and anthros can’t affort the true.

  6. davidf42

    davidf42 said, about 1 year ago

    This is funny, and the artwork is superb. I don’t know why this strip didn’t become more popular.

  7. davidf42

    davidf42 said, about 1 year ago

    Especially while the really stupid ones like Cathy, Sally Forth, and Momma did so well.

  8. Darwinskeeper

    Darwinskeeper said, about 1 year ago

    @Simon_Jester

    How about, “it doesn’t make you look fat, your being fat makes you look fat.” Can only be used when you don’t care about the consequences.

  9. Radical-Knight

    Radical-Knight said, about 1 year ago

    I was once asked that question, “Does this make me look fat?” I looked up at her through my eyebrows, pointed to my nose and asked…“Does this make me look stupid?”
    .
    She grinned, turned around, and walked away laughing.

  10. Me3000

    Me3000 said, about 1 year ago

    @Radical-Knight

    that is the best answer to that question I ever heard, good job

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    @Simon_Jester

    Yes, there is a reason why so many white lies are told to friends and family.

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    @davidf42

    Hey, I like “Sally Forth” no reason to dis them.

  13. Kali39

    Kali39 said, about 1 year ago

    If you have to ask if you should tell the truth, it is never good politics to actually tell it…

  14. pauldamin

    pauldamin said, about 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Probably the best answer to that question ever.

    http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff300/fv00211.htm

  15. Michael Farren

    Michael Farren said, about 1 year ago

    @davidf42

    Ozy and Millie addressed that very question several times over the years. I never understood it, either.

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