Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson

Ozy and Millie

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  1. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, over 1 year ago

    Well, you got what you asked for aren’t you happy? Maybe you should have wished for a new skateboard instead?

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    She still has $670’s worth to go…

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Should have asked for a pony instead.

  4. Alun Rundle

    Alun Rundle GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    The sweet price of victory…

  5. electricshadow

    electricshadow GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    “There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.”

    So true, Oscar.

  6. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, over 1 year ago

    Another one that fits is, “When the Gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.”

  7. Veteran

    Veteran GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    A fox needs to know her…..limitations.

  8. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago

    “Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.”

  9. Stella S

    Stella S said, over 1 year ago

    I remember seeing a show on tv about expensive desserts, this ice cream sundae had gold specks and jewels in it. I think it sold for several thousand dollars. Myself, I’m happy with a bowl of Chocolate Therapy.

  10. Happyᵌ (Where did *Doh* go?)

    Happyᵌ (Where did *Doh* go?) GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Witch pony?

  11. bopard

    bopard said, over 1 year ago

    With today’s inflation, and available flavors, that’s only about a gallon and half of super premium. One kid can easily decimate that.

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    That dragon is one smart father. Reminds me of Calvin’s Dad saw him smoking. Instead of stopping him, he made Calvin smoke every last cigarette in the pack. Suffice it to say Calvin was so sick and sickened he never wanted another ever again.

  13. Green Darkness

    Green Darkness GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @electricshadow

    Definitely one of my favorites, from Oscar or anyone else. I’m surprised I didn’t think of it right off, though the one I did remember could work here, too:
     

    “The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.”

  14. bcathey1960

    bcathey1960 said, over 1 year ago

    @Veteran

    Play on Magnum Force? That’s one of my favorite movie lines when Clint Eastwood says (several times), “A man’s got to know his limitations.”

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    @bcathey1960

    Yes about a secret death squad operating inside the San Francisco police department. I wonder how many would welcome that now as a real life version?

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