Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson

Ozy and Millie

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  1. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, over 3 years ago

    Well, you got what you asked for aren’t you happy? Maybe you should have wished for a new skateboard instead?

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    She still has $670’s worth to go…

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    Should have asked for a pony instead.

  4. Alun Rundle

    Alun Rundle GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    The sweet price of victory…

  5. electricshadow

    electricshadow GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    “There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.”

    So true, Oscar.

  6. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, over 3 years ago

    Another one that fits is, “When the Gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.”

  7. Richard

    Richard GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    A fox needs to know her…..limitations.

  8. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 3 years ago

    “Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.”

  9. Stella S

    Stella S said, over 3 years ago

    I remember seeing a show on tv about expensive desserts, this ice cream sundae had gold specks and jewels in it. I think it sold for several thousand dollars. Myself, I’m happy with a bowl of Chocolate Therapy.

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  11. bopard

    bopard said, over 3 years ago

    With today’s inflation, and available flavors, that’s only about a gallon and half of super premium. One kid can easily decimate that.

  12. Green Darkness

    Green Darkness GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @electricshadow

    Definitely one of my favorites, from Oscar or anyone else. I’m surprised I didn’t think of it right off, though the one I did remember could work here, too:
     

    “The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.”

  13. bcathey1960

    bcathey1960 said, over 3 years ago

    @Richard

    Play on Magnum Force? That’s one of my favorite movie lines when Clint Eastwood says (several times), “A man’s got to know his limitations.”

  14. Me3000

    Me3000 said, over 3 years ago

    that was his mother; but yea that was good

  15. Reynard61

    Reynard61 said, over 3 years ago

    “Yes about a secret death squad operating inside the San Francisco police department. I wonder how many would welcome that now as a real life version?”


    I’m quite sure that there are more than a few “people” (using that term loosely in this instance) who wouldn’t mind seeing our streets “cleaned up” in an extra-judicial manner.

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