Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson

Ozy and Millie

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  1. kaykeyser

    kaykeyser said, over 3 years ago

    Lets all keep Marigold away from Flat World Book stores

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    Some of our politicos could use a tar and feathering.
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    What’s funny is that, consistently, kids who are home-schooled score higher and are better adjusted than public school kids.
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    Considering how kids often treat each other, it’s not a surprise, really. Add the teachers who have graduated since 1995 or so and one wonders that kids can learn anything in K-12. Pretty much every “teacher” minted from the university I went to spent their time getting drunk, partying, etc., and since they had to take one whole sequence of math or science and not a whole lot else, ended up knowing very little about math, science, history, geography, etc. They did know about intoxicants chemistry and reproduction, but not a whole lot else.
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  3. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 3 years ago

    Let’s see…A bush catches fire but doesn’t burn…a guy changes water into wine…A guy comes back from the dead…Nothing supernatural here folks, lets move on to Drabble.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    Good thing I wasn’t drinking when I saw Ozy in the last panel… I might need a new laptop!

  5. olddog1

    olddog1 said, over 3 years ago

    Ozy’s lucky, sort of. Tarring and feathering was usually a death sentence.

  6. The Life I Draw Upon

    The Life I Draw Upon said, over 3 years ago

    Did you know that the Flat Earth Society was resurrected in 2004, and has a present day website?

  7. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, over 3 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Sorry….you need to say it five more times before it comes true

  8. Simon_Jester

    Simon_Jester said, over 3 years ago

    Jeez, give Ozy a break, kid. At least see if he weighs the same as a duck before making that, ‘witchcraft’ call.

  9. Ginger Grackle

    Ginger Grackle said, over 3 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Part of the difficulty, though, is that many (perhaps most) of the students who are doing poorly in our school system are the sort for whom home-schooling is not a viable option. Their parents are working multiple jobs, or else they have other problems in their homes and neighborhoods that interfere with their ability to learn, and which also make them inclined to be outside the house as much as possible.

  10. Richard

    Richard GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Ozy turned me into a newt.
    But I got better.

  11. Darwinskeeper

    Darwinskeeper said, over 3 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    You’d be surprised what you CAN learn in public school IF you put your mind to learning. Of course I went to a technical college so our party students were all the business majors.

  12. Scyphi

    Scyphi said, over 3 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    You had all the wrong teachers, then. I’ve NEVER had a teacher that did all of that, and they knew what they were teaching to boot, too.

  13. Richard

    Richard GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Nabu is just upset he never got invited to the parties.
    (hehe)

  14. Jeffrey Hope

    Jeffrey Hope said, over 3 years ago

    Ozy ending up needing the tar and feathers washed off is funnier than Ruth’s overreaction to the magic trick, if you ask me (though that has some merit, too).

  15. Manuel Lim

    Manuel Lim said, over 3 years ago

    If or when Millie finds this out. She may want to avenge for him.

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